Don't say a word, don't be grateful if I ever made you laugh
Let's make believe what's at stake here's more than just your reputation
She's got the photos but no recollection
He's got the motive but no transportation
Purely courteous across my chest
Are you cutting me out now, after crawling inside?

Turn away your head
What do I deserve, what do I deserve instead?
It's a surprise you haven't caught on yet
It's nothing personal, you're an embarrassment
Don't cut me out

We're offering nothing but the best accommodations
Just tell us who you are, just tell us who you are
We're offering nothing but the best accommodations
Just tell us who you are, just tell us who you are

Turn away your head
What do I deserve, what do I deserve instead?
It's a surprise you haven't caught on yet
It's nothing personal, you're an embarrassment
Don't cut me out

It's a surprise you haven't caught on yet
It's nothing personal, you're an embarrassment
Don't cut me out