Yes sir, no sir anything goes, Change your looks ang change your clothes
Get in where you fit in play by the rules, Masturbating with the fools
Play the game, choose a side
Learn to lose, fuck your pride

Taking no chances making safe bets, Acting like a teachers pet
Making your way but still not climbing, You're too worried about your timing

Shake those hands, fake that smile
Kiss that ass, sit back and hate yourself with style

Photostat copycat imitator faker traitor moneymaker
You're not a giver you're just a taker, Good for nothing impersonator

Shake those hands, fake that smile
Kiss that ass, sit back and hate yourself with style

Yes sir, no sir anything goes, Change your looks ang change your clothes
Get in where you fit in play by the rules, Masturbating with the fools
Play the game, choose a side
Learn to lose, sit back and hate yourself with style