Damn that's some sh***y wine
It tastes like butter and beaver brine
But if you fill my glass another time
I'm sure it'll begin to taste just fine
I'm sure it'll taste just fine

Damn that's some chewy beef
Gristled gum beyond belief
But roll him out another spliff
And I'm sure it'll begin to taste just fine
I'm sure it'll taste just fine

(instrumental)

Jeez what a horrible song
It stinks like a big wet donkey dong
But if you wrap your lips around a bong
I'm sure it'll begin to sound just fine
I'm sure it'll sound just fine

Man what a snoozer show
A shindig type but don't you know
If you cram your sinus' full of blow
I'm sure you'll begin to have a good time
(haha)

(break)

Hey mister spare-a-dime
Seems the boy has broke his mind
He took it to the limit every time
But he Primed by 29
He Primed by 29
Hes got a broken mind