Now he's a wonder boy toy

Had a major win spurt

Likes the hershey highway

And readin' Martha Stewart

He's winin' lots of races baby

and the coveted Winston Cup

Rearin' Earnhardt was no mistake

Just gettin' _____ for the ____

His boys are the rainbows

Quickest pit in Nascar

Wipin' ass on Martin

He's spreadin' cheeks at gay bars

Fans won't be tickled

When they find out he makes dicks trickle

Watch him race away

Hot damn, the boy is gay!

Gordon is gay

--Whooo! That hurts!--

Gordon is gay

--Whew! Yeah!--

Speedin on the race track

Laps he can manuver

Has the biggest fan club

And he sucks just like a Hoover

--Slurp!--

Bend over for guys now baby

It's men that he likes to hump!

His racing outfit always matches!

Hey look at him, he's wearing red pumps

Fans won't be tickled

When they find out he makes dicks trickle

Watch him race away

Hot damn, the boy is gay!

Gordon is gay

--Whooo!--

Gordon is gay

--Don't touch me there!--

--Hehehe--

--Hahaha--

--Whew! That's feelin good now!--

--Yee Haw!--