Beans and rice
Cheese and lettuce
These alone won't upset us
but give us hotsauce and you'll regret it

I survived Taco Tuesday
I'm alive though it's only Wednesday
and my sweat tastes funny
Like pepper and honey
Like sardines and ice cream
And I'll be in the bathroom till four in the morning

Josh, don't sleepwalk in there

Why'd I eat those nachos last night?
Now I've got morning sickness like Brian Wolfe's Wife.

I survived Onion Wednesday
I'm alive though it's only Thursday
and my sweat tastes funny
Like pepper and honey
Like caramel and onions
And I'll be in the bathroom till four in the morning

Bosom

Five gallons of Kool-aid,
with none of the sugar,
and sliding down Crisco
while holding a melon

I survived Food Games Thursday
I'm alive though it's only Friday
and my sweat tastes funny
Like pepper and honey
Like Sauerkraut water
And I'll be in the bathroom till four in the morning

And s is the last letter in Jubes