Life is a peach.
Take out the pit and you suck it.
Life is a leech.
You'll never know what it holds.

Take all my troubles and my sorrow,
Lead them down the road of hallow.
I am sitting pretty looking up.

Life is a peach
Take out the pit and you suck it.
I'll never reach all of the obvious goals.
Eeeh eehh.

I'm just sitting waiting for the world fall upon my platter
I'm just waiting here, I'm just waiting here.
Life is pretty near, but I'm a mess.
That's life I guess.

[unreleased, available for purchase at http://www.maplemusic.com/dept.asp?dept_id=4173]