When I hear cream cheese I think of sleaze

But you do it with such great ease

Suzie Cream Cheese, spreadin yourself thin on a cracker

The Ritz just wanna whack her

Old Ritz wanna pack her

In high heels that stack her

Tall and thin, youd think she would win

Her walk has done her in - Im talking "to the trash bin"

Suzie Cream Cheese, you do sleaze in a breeze with looks that please

Passing for smart in exchange for a squeeze

Step on "Miss Foil" feelin high and royal

Enjoy it while you can cause it always end

With you spreadin yourself thin in some Ritzs den

Jerkin on some skin again and again til youre in his trash bin

Just remember, youre a pretty, pretty girl wrapped in tin foil

You were not born to toil but, eventually to be spoiled

Tomorrows another day

Just keep an eye on your expiration date