Who wants to go to D's Diner?
(I do!)
Who want's to go down to D's?
(Me!)

There's a place just off the Gravenstein
Where the milkshakes flow like wine
Best damn breakfast burrito you can get anywhere, anytime
When I think of them fried egg sandwiches, well
My mouth starts watering hard
And them sweet potato fries and onion rings taste just right
'Cause they don't fry in lard

Who wants to go to D's Diner?
(I do!)
Who want's to go down to D's?
(Me!)

Fancy ketchup, bendy straws
This ain't your average Ma & Pa
Grab a booth or sit outside
Have a dose of rainbow pride
Order at the window sill
And watch 'em fry it up there on the grill
Bring your daughters, bring your sons
They serve their franks on gourmet buns
Tell your friends to come and see
'Cause no one serves it up quite like D
Tell your friends to come and see
'Cause no one serves it up quite like D

Who wants to go to D's Diner?
(I do!)
Who want's to go down to D's?
(Me!)

House Hula Burger
Got teriyaki pineapple rings

Caliente Burger
Hot chili's that'll make you sing

Malted buttermilk pancakes all day long
Malted buttermilk pancakes all day long
Malted buttermilk pancakes all day long
Malted buttermilk pancakes all day long


Who wants to go to D's Diner?
(I do!)
Who want's to go down to D's?
(Me!)