I'm David Makalaster
Your 10 o' clock newscaster
And my lips are moving faster
Than my mind can comprehend

I'm David Makalaster
Your 10 o' clock newscaster
So call me Mr. Mealy Mouth
But think of me as friend

If you believe the things I tell you
I've a bridge or two to sell you
And since I've cut my intake down
My litter's on the mend

'Cause I'm David Makalaster
Your 10 o' clock newscaster
Good evening and here's what's new

Isn't it awfully nice to live in a world
Where everything's exactly how it seems?
We live in a world
Where all you have to do is sit around and dream
About the things that make ya happy
About the things that make ya smile
Lay back, relax- apathy's back in style!

I'm David Makalaster
Your 10 o' clock newscaster
And I perfectly execute every word I say

I'm David Makalaster
Your 10 o' clock newscaster
Only 6% of America thinks that I am gay

If you believe the things I tell you
I've a bridge or two to sell you
And if you see the spider
Don't spill your curds and whey

'Cause I'm David Makalaster
Your 10 o' clock newscaster
Good evening and here's what's new

Isn't it awfully nice to live in a world
Where everything's exactly how it seems?
We live in a world
Where all you have to do is sit around and dream
About the things that make ya happy
About the things that make ya smile
Lay back, relax- apathy's back in style!

Isn't it awfully nice to live in a world
Where everything's exactly how it seems?
We live in a world
That stokes you in the fire to build up steam
We live in a world
Where all you have to do is sit and dream
About the things that make ya happy
About the things that make ya smile
Lay back, relax- apathy's back in style!
Apathy's back in style!
I'm David Makalaster

Your 10 o' clock newscaster
Good evening and here's what's new