I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
And the shit has just hit the fan

I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
There's a scrouge trampin' 'cross our land

The film I'm about to show you
Will fill and overflow you
With a rage that's beyond command

I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
Good evening and here's what's new

Wouldn't it be so nice to live in a world
Where everything's exactly how it seems?
But we live in a world
Where bastards come along and piss on your dreams

The dreams that make ya happy
The dreams that make ya smile
Get off your ass- vengeance is back in style

I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
And perhaps you didn't hear me right

I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
Every man Jack of you should volunteer to fight

If I were only ten years younger
I'd slake this vengeful hunger
And rest assured we'd all sleep safe tonight

This is David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
Good evening and God bless you

Wouldn't it be so nice to live in a world
Where everything's exactly how it seems?
But we live in a world
Where bastards come along and piss on your dreams

The dreams that make ya happy
The dreams that make ya smile
Get off your ass
Vengeance is back in style