I saw a face in the shower door

A cowboy smiled, came and faded

I reached for my towel on the floor

I didn't think it was exactly where I laid it



"You don't scare me, you don't scare me," I said

To whatever it was floating in the air above my bed

He knew that I'd understand

He was the ghost of a Texas ladies' man



I reached to turn out the light

He wouldn't let me get near it

He seemed so glad to see a woman in the flesh

And I really liked his spirit



"You don't scare me, you don't scare me," I cried

To my ectoplasmic lover from the other side

He knew that I'd understand

He was the ghost of a Texas ladies' man



"You don't scare me, you don't scare me," I cried

To my ectoplasmic lover from the other side

He knew that I'd understand

He was the ghost of a Texas ladies' man, oh yeah

Ghost of a Texas ladies' man