Happy New Year

Happy nowhere

Where are you going?

Slow, I don't care where

Where?

Oh, I'll get there

I will get there



Monday, one step, Tuesday, two

I'd crawl on my hands and knees to you

Wednesday, three, Thursday, four

I'd break in windows, I'd kick in doors



Friday, walk until I fell

By the side of the road

Too tired to tell where I was

Where were you?

I don't know

Where was I?



I wanna be your friend again

I wanna be your friend again

I, I wanna be your friend again

I wanna be your friend again



One, two, three o'clock

It's too late to start, too late to stop

Five, six, seven, eight

I'm walking steady, I'm walking straight



Nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen

You're important to me, you're important to me

Night and day and day and night

If I can, I will make things right



I wanna be your friend again

I wanna be your friend again

I wanna be your friend again

I wanna be your friend again



I'm sorry

For the things I wish I hadn't said

I'm sorry

For the things I wish I hadn't done

I'm sorry

For the way I wish I hadn't been

I'm sorry



"Hello?"

"Hi, oh, it's only me"

(Oh, yeah, be cool, tell him

It's the women who loves you more than life itself

That's what you really want to say)



"Well, you know, it just popped into my head

Thought I'd give you a call"

(Oh, yeah, you've been waiting all day

Getting up the nerve all month)



"Oh, I'm fine, fine"

(Oh, fine, you are not fine

You eat, sleep, think him, twenty four hours a day)

"Oh, you are? Oh good, I'm glad"

(You are not glad! You hope he burns in Hell with this woman

You're not happy, go on, tell him)



"Oh, every thing's going great, really great"

(It is not going great! You are miserable twenty four hours a day

All you can do is think about this man

And you haven't even got the nerve to tell him what you really think)



"Yeah, yeah, I gotta go, too"

"Yeah, I've got a lot, lot of stuff to do"

(Don't lie! You haven't got anything better to do

And you know it, than be with him)

"Yeah, take it easy, bye"

(Oh, take it easy)

(Once again, you didn't say anything you really think)



I wanna be your friend again

I wanna be your friend again

I wanna be your friend again

I wanna be your friend again

I'm sorry