He heard about those two

He heard it from the back wall

Then he slowly turned his head

Back toward set

He always thought he knew

That they might hit on something

Then he reached on for the remote

And spilled his beer

She's got everything but

What she wanted was all of your attention

She's got everything but

What she wanted

You know he'll try and forget her

But barely out of reach is, might have been

They've got everything but

What you need is a pund of prevention

They've got everything but

What you need

He's taking everything with a grain

He's taking just about anything

She's got everything but

What she wanted was all of your attention

She got everything but

What she wanted