i love to sing-a-ding-a-ding
when i wished i was a prince
i'd have sausages in mince
when i wished i was a prince
AND I"D CHUUCK IT OUT!

I rule(he rules)
I cool(he cools)
but something gotta tell ya
gotta tell ya gotta tell ya
something gotta tell ya
gotta tell ya gotta tell ya

I wear clown pants (he wear's clown pants)
when i wished i was a prince
I wear clown pants (he wear's clown pants)
stuffed with sausages in mince

i love to sing-a-ding-a-ding
when i wished i was a potato
i'd have to get eaten like a tomato
when i wished i was a potato
AND I"D GET EATEN ALIVE!

I rule(he rules)
I cool(he cools)
but something gotta tell ya
gotta tell ya gotta tell ya
something gotta tell ya
gotta tell ya gotta tell ya

I wear clown pants (he wear's clown pants)
when i wished i was a potato
I wear clown pants (he wear's clown pants)
that got eaten like a tomato

HA!HA!HA!