You're my little curry puff

I'm your vindaloo man

I want to take you where samosas run wild

And lay you in a bed of nan.

I'm lying here in my pajamas

Dreaming of the bandicoot

Trying to reach nirvana

It's easy when I'm eating this food.

It was an East Indian love affair

East Indian love affair

East Indian love affair

With you.

So give me tandoori chicken

Send a coolie with a message for me

I'll be waiting for your answer of love, my dear

Underneath this tall tea tree.

I want to put a diamond in your nose

Give you silver slippers that turn up at the toes

I will be your little madras boy

If you will be my little sepoy.

It was an East Indian love affair

East Indian love affair

East Indian love affair

With you.