Oberheim, Yamaha, Steinway and the lot
I must have played the wrong piano
'Cause it left me with, I don't know what

So don't talk to me about mistakes
Yes we all simply have got to take precautions
I must have played the wrong piano
'Cause now I just feel nauseous

Some sexual turned into some biblicaland then became
a game of just trivial pursuit
I used to gnaw on every word
But now I don't, what's the use

Ruppert Murdock and Larry Flint
Bob Guccione and the U.S. mint
I took out the wrong subscriptionand I don't know what
I'm gonna end up spending