Don't tell your mother I'm here

Don't tell your mother I'm here

Don't tell your mother I'm here tonight

She thinks I'm like all the rest

She thinks I'm gonna take you downstairs and get the best of you

Don't tell your father I'm here tonight

He doesn't like me too much

He thinks I'm gonna get away with a little too much of you

But it's all right

Parents are all alike

They want an All American Boy

An All American Boy

Someone they can trust with their All American Girl

I think that they know that I'm here with you

Your daddy's coming downstairs

He's gonna tell me to stay very far away from you

It doesn't matter what you tell them now

I've seen this happen before

I'm not exactly what they have in mind or in store for you