Take a ride to the other side of the town

Your eyes are open wide, look around

And find out where you're going

Social lady is a lawnchair wife,

With a new hairstyle, and a different life

Sleeps alone in her bed at night.

Chorus:

I don't have a tie

To wear to your affair

I don't have a tie to wear.

I don't have a tie

To wear to your affair

I don't have a tie to wear.

Take a ride to the other side of the town

Your eyes are open wide, look around

And find out where you're going

Heavy Mary has to dance alone

Till her weekend man comes to take her home

Mary's ready, but she has to say no.

Repeat chorus

Oh, play children

Play the game for free

Oh, play children

Play the game for free

Take a ride to the other side of the town

Your eyes are open wide, look around

And find out where you're going

Give a hand to your favorite son

When he tries to walk and you make him run,

Run son

Repeat chorus