We chatted, oh so nicely ... as we sipped our French cafe'

On an olde English table in the good olde USA

The martians were landing on a statue in the bay

But I didn't get a chance to watch the news today

Chorus:

Oh, yes we're being invaded

I really don't know why

But I can see it in the sky

Oh, yes we're being invaded

I really do not care

It might be better over there

I ask you, now, who knows?

I tried to phone up mommy but the lines were all tied up

So I wrote a short letter that I thought was quite enough

They started coming toward me and I waved a short, "Hello"

They said, "You're coming with us!" and I said, "Well, let's go!"