I was having a good sleep
in my car
in the parking lot of
the Showboat Casino Hotel
I say, I remember you,
You drive like a PTA mother.
You bring me draft beer
in a plastic cup

I'm feeling thankful
for the small things today.
I'm feeling thankful
for the small things today.

Happy-
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
and to you

I'm feeling thankful
for the small things today.
I'm feeling thankful
for the small things today.

I remember you-
I crashed your wedding
With some orange crepe paper
and some Halloween candy

Sometimes I wish I were Catholic
I don't know why.
I guess I'm happy to see your face
at a time like this

Happy-
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
and to you
Happy-
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
and to you

Happy birthday baby, to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me