(Lux Interior, Ivy Rorschach)
Album: FlameJob

I'm mean
I'm a mean machine
I gotta be mean
Just a bad human being

This ain't no art from the bottom of a henhouse floor
Rip out your brains if you got ‘em throw ‘em out the door
I'm a mean
I'm a mean machine
I gotta be mean
Just a kinda bad human being
Uh-huh

I can't stand nothin' though I got the high-gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast as Bull offed Custer
‘Cause I'm mean
Yeah, I'm a mean machine
I just gotta be mean
Yeah, just a bad human being

You wanna go to the Devil but you don't like the flames
Blood on Satan's claw is my middle name

Because I'm mean
I'm a mean machine
Yeah gotta be mean
Just a bad human being
Listen to me now

You wanna go to the Devil but you don't like the flames
Blood on Satan's claw is my middle name

Because I'm mean
I'm a mean machine
Yeah, I gotta be mean
Just a bad human being

I'm tellin' ya, I'm mean
Yeah, I'm a mean machine
I just gotta be mean
Just a bad human being

I got a sweet little itty bitty baby's ass
But I'm mean
I'm a spine-snappin' daddy, you hear?
Soul snatcha!
I pick my teeth with twerps like you!
I am uninhibited, daring, go-fuck-the-world original uncensored billie jean
Two-fisted, gun-totin', six-shootin' ring-tailed buckaroo
All the more shocking because it's true
Lots of wavy hair, like Liberace
I didn't mean to be mean, but uh...