Baby, you're a pearl but you're such a tease
That thing danglin' there's brought me to my knees
You parade it 'round town so everybody knows
Oh, oh I'ma gonna steal the show

Gonna get that thing, baby, that's a fact
Oh baby, I'm just talkin' 'bout that hot pearl snatch

So temptin', baby, such a pretty box
All fancy wrappings and a bow on top
I try not to think about it but it's hard
Ya always got it out layin' 'round the yard

Too hot to handle and a crime at that
Oh baby, I'm just talkin' 'bout that hot pearl snatch

I'm gonna get my hatchet, hack it off and snatch it
Jerk it right off for you
I gotta getaway, baby, you can't catch it
Do a swan dive on that jewel

I'll put it in my satchel then I'll lay a patch
Oh baby, I'm just talkin' 'bout that hot pearl snatch