tomorrow will be glommy with a chance of morning frogs
but this just happened to me while i was sawin' logs
i seen a striptease torture and blackbirds flyin' backwards
and a pagan rout in a hellhole in a bed full o' crackers
it was a wet nightmare....
there was a pin up girl painted on the wall of a cave
a wolf whistle and a leather girl and a slave i got
the mascara whiplash from a shockwave o'showgals stripped
gears an' firls an' reemed an' stroked valves it was
a wet nightmare she-wolves in six-packs put on warpaint
in an earthquake i drank booze from their shoes with
no pants or brakes a load o'girl in arms and a bit
in my teeth panties on my head.
....corkscrew heels on my feet it was a wet nightmare