Could never walk away from that girl
She's the only one in the world
She's the ruler of the table-top
She's no persnickety she's real persimmon
She's all I got

She's a pretty serene surrender
Unlike Chrissie she's no pretender
She's my coupe' dynaflow
She's no disguise and it's no surprise
She's all I know

Chorus ~
I said love gets really tough
That's when love beats me up

I don't own my own record player
I use her's it's just the same
We're getting so much more au fait(er)
She's soya chookin and I'm just lookin
At summer again

Chorus

Refrain ~
Whoa whoa
Whoa whoa
Whoa whoa
Whoa whoa

Chorus

She wants to move my Monty picture
I've got a thing about where it goes
I think she wishes I was richer
Well I ain't too bad I'm fair to middling
Oh so - so
Well I ain't too bad I'm fair to middling
Oh so - so

Chorus ~ x 2