Holiday resorts are really quite amusin'
If ya don't watch out you can really take a bruisin'
Lot's of pretty girls in very scant bikinis
With rum boyfriends too busy with their surf skis
Let me tell you 'bout a few in particular
A Latin lover who was good at her arithmetica
Secretarial work 9-5 pay
Just to get her once a year holiday

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She wants to know
If he's ever gonna take her home
Yeh
He just want to know
If he's ever gonna take her home
( Is he ever gonna take her home )

Louise was a middle age chemist's wife
Fond of young boys and of the gay gay life
Reported missin' after the day cruise
A torch light found
Her examine the boat boy's bruises

Chorus

She wants to know
( she wants to know )
If he's ever gonna take her home
Yeah
He just want to know
If he's ever gonna take her home
Yeah
She wants to know
( she wants to know )
If he's ever gonna take her home
Yeh
He just want to know
If he's ever gonna take her home
( is he ever gonna take her home )

Hol - Holiday resort x 7

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