(Kenny Pickett/Eddie Phillips)

Newspapers, TV
Junkmail through my door for free
Go read more, switch on
More lies for the citizen

Tommorrow, today
I gotta read what the paper say
In the mag "Shout", read it on
"Mother gives birth to a freestone son"

Shock Horror, what can you do?
It's in the news, so it's gotta be true
Shock Horror, what can you say?
That's life in the UK today

Too much, too soon
They found a plane upon the moon
Gay bikers on drugs
And in the night drink Teddy Bear shots

Shock Horror, what can you do?
It's in the news, so it's gotta be true
Shock Horror, what can you say?
That's life in the UK today

What can you do?
What can you say?
That's life
In the UK today

Shock Horror, what can you do?
It's in the news, so it's gotta be true
Shock Horror, what can you say?
That's life in the UK today

Shock Horror, what can you do?
It's in the news, so it's gotta be true
Shock Horror, what can you say?
That's life in the UK today

In the UK today!