Cyndi Lauper - Lactose Intolerant Lyrics
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(to the tune of Time after Time)
I lack the enzymes
To properly digest lactose
I can't drink cow's milk
I can't drink milk from a goat
Yogurt, cottage cheese
Make me throw up
Please no cream in my cup
(x2)
My stomach is swelling
I am lactose --- intolerant
My throat is constricting
I am lactose --- intolerant
