well I've seen 'em all little mamma
from the broken hearted to the mad
and no stethoscope of meter's
gonna put it right in my head

no I can't work you out
and it's making me a little sad

well you terrorise everybody
with the blunt end of a knife
who you gonna kill little mamma
have you got somebody in mind

no I can't work you out
and I'm not even gonna try

now I've seen it all little mamma
and my best and only advice
is keep out of reach of children
till I tell you otherwise

no I can't work you out
and I'm not even gonna try