I'm on a first name basis at the tackle shop,
Got a charge account running up non-stop
They ought to give me my own parking spot
I can't fit another plug in my tackle box
It's always under construction
For all my weapons of bass destruction

I got buzz baits, zara spooks,
pumpkin seed zoom flutes, booyah crawfish jigs,
I got a 7 foot flipping stick and all the soft plastics
To hook one on a texas rig
My Wife stays on me and the banker just told me
That he's working on a tax deduction
For all the money I'm dropping
On my weapons of bass destruction

Hank Parker's got a wire tap on my phone
Bill Dance won't leave me the hell alone
Outdoor Channel wants to do a show

They wanna film me jaw jerkin down on Okeechobee
They better come with some high def production
Cause I got weapons of bass destruction

I got jitterbugs and hulapoppers,
crank baits and wood choppers,
devil horses and broke backs,
grass frogs aand chug bugs, straining on my cow cut? offset shank mustads,
I got a 250 Johnson, and a Redman sponsor,
And a Ranger in custom production to haul around me and my buddies
And my weapons of bass destruction

My boat is my bunker, where I haul in all my lunkers
I got buzz baits, zara spooks, bubblegum zoom flutes, booyah crawfish jigs,
I got a 7 foot carrot stik, all the soft plastics, to hook a Carolina rig
When I drag it through the moss
And I hook on haus you never seen such a big eruption
When they light into my weapons of bass destruction
Tell Obama to come find me because
I aint hidin my weapons of bass destruction