[GLORIA]

Who came along in a puff of smoke

[ALL]

Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.

[GLORIA]

Strong as the heart of a mighty Oak

[ALL]

Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.

Lucky are we to be having him

[GLORIA]

Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.

[ALL]

Just when the future was lookin' grim

[GLORIA]

Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.

[ALL]

Came a long long way to be

With us today

[GLORIA]

With arms of steel like Hercules

[BOYS]

Yeow!

[GLORIA]

Feet as fleet as Mercury's

[BOYS]

Yeah!

[GLORIA]

He'll fight

For us, do right for us

[ALL]

He'll be a beacon light for us

He's Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.

Go, go, go, go, go, go

[GLORIA]

Go like a bat out-a you know where

[ALL]

Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.

Strike at the foe, let 'em know you're there

[ALL]

Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo!

Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo!

Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo!

[GLORIA]

Came upon the scene

[ALL]

As fresh as Listerine

[GLORIA]

He sneezed and blew away a calf

His laughter ripped a barn in half

[ALL]

Go, go, go, go, Joe

[GLORIA]

Like sevens come, elevens come

[ALL]

Like manna from the heavens come!

It's Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

Go like a bat out-a you know where

[GLORIA]

Shoeless Joe From M.O.

Strike at the foe

Let 'em know you're there

[ALL]

Shoeless Joe from M.O.

Look out, look out, look out, look out for Shoeless Joe

[JOE]

The barefoot boy

From Hannibal Moe!

[BOYS]

Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe!