Everybody grew up and turned into assholes
You don't have to show up giving me hassle
You just keep on walking
Never looking over at me

Everybody woke up to some new disaster
Wearing all the makeup
Playing the bastard
Call me up to go out
You just think it's so hard to breathe

Is this what you call free
Is this why you keep bothering me

Pass another cream ale
Give me a haircut
If you want me to smile then fire me you fuck
I don't feel like waiting
Waiting here to catch your disease

Come a little closer
Sing me a love song
I will be the bad guy
You will be dead wrong
I just wanna stay up
Watch you fall asleep under me

Is this what you call free
Is this why you keep bothering me

Everybody grew up and gave you the finger
Every high school sweetheart married a swinger
Come on
Keep on knocking
You know she's a lock and a key

Is this what you call free
Is this what you call free
Is this why you keep bothering me

One
Two
Three

Not gonna catch it
No
Don't catch it