Well I've got a long black six passenger limousine
A palace in Dallas a club in New Orleans
Diamonds on my fingers silk imported clothes
And I can tell a fast train by the way she blows

Don't give me no plastic saddle
Just let me feel that leather when I ride
Don't give me no paint and powder woman
This boy likes to feel the hide

False eyelashes and a false foundation
May build your pride
But don't give me no plastic saddle gal
Let me feel that leather when I ride

I'm the cream of societies I'm a man about town
Never looked long for nothin' that I ain't found
I ain't always right but I ain't never wrong
I know the words to the tune before you sang your song

Don't give me no plastic saddle
Don't give me no plastic saddle