we had a good thing, it was a blast
that was a long time in the past
you went through changes and I walked away
and i have regretted that to this day

i may not always have quite so much hair
but what you saw in me will hopefully always be there
and I'll never hurt you again, I swear
so put your

arms around me
your dinner lady arms, put your
arms around me
your dinner lady arms
i couldn't figure out where your figure had gone
i thought that I could live without you honey
i was so wrong, put your
arms around me
your dinner lady arms
your dinner lady arms

forgive and forget I caused you pain
find it in your heart to start again

I know I'll never be your Mr. Right
but I'm happy to be your Mr. That'll Do For Tonight
and I'll never let you out of my sight
so put your

arms around me
your dinner lady arms, put your
arms around me
your dinner lady arms
i couldn't figure out where your figure had gone
i thought that I could live without you honey
i was so wrong, put your
arms around me
your dinner lady arms
your dinner lady arms
Huh!

I may be light years past my sell-by date
bet there's no life in the old dog goney
it's not too late, put your
arms around me
your dinner lady arms