I hope that the last the page of your 800 page novel is missing
And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red mustang

'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
Everyday ought to be a bad day for you

If you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby
I hope that your team lost, I hope your new girl takes off with a new guy.

'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
Everyday ought to be a bad day for you

And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you
And I would like to be your garbage man so I would
never have to pick up your trash again

Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty
Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call jenny

'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
Everyday ought to be a bad day for you
Everyday ought to be a bad day for you
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

But I'm sorry if it ever is
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