Found myself some brand new friends
Took up a few bad habits again
I partied every single night this week

Late for work three days in a row
When she left she was right I know
'Cause she said I'd never amount to anything

I'm living up to her low expectations
I'm becoming everything she said I'd be
I'm living up to her low expectations
'Cause her low expectations are high enough for me

I had to drop that night school class
Who's got the time when you're havin' a blast?
The waitress here thinks I'm the cutest thing

Boss told me didn't get that raise
But what the heck? That's okay
Because I never did deserve it anyway

I'm living up to her low expectations
I'm becoming everything she said I'd be
I'm living up to her low expectations
'Cause her low expectations are high enough for me

Yes, her low expectations are high enough for me