Blue lights flashing in my rear-view mirror,
The sheriff says, "Boy I should have known it was you.
You've got fourteen people in the back of this truck,
I've warned you twice and now I'm writing you up."
I said, "Officer, what have I done?"
He smiled and said, "Boy, you're having too much fun."


Too much fun? What's that mean?
It's like too much money, there's no such thing.
It's like a girl too pretty, with too much class.
Being too lucky, a car too fast.
No matter what they say I've done,
I ain't never had too much fun.

There was a fight Friday night at the Stumble Inn
Me and ol' Harley just had to join in,
Next thing you know we were both seeing stars.
They threw us out and closed down the bar.
I said, "The Long Branch is open. The night's still young,
And we ain't never had too much fun."

Too much fun? What's that mean?
It's like too much money, there's no such thing.
It's like a girl too pretty, with too much class.
Being too lucky, a car too fast.
No matter what they say I've done,
I ain't never had too much fun.

No matter what they say I've done,
I ain't never had too much fun.
Give me the reins and let me run,
'Cause I ain't never had too much fun.