If you can't make money make out with somebody
If you can't make money make love

Nobody's rolling in the dough these days
That don't mean we can't roll in the hay
Ain't got two dimes to rub together
But I've got you and that's even better

If you can't make money make out with somebody
If you can't make money make love

I've got some velveeta cheese and some screw top wine
Livin' it up in our down time
Can't get a break, can't get a job
I need to get the opposite of laid off

If you can't make money make out with somebody
If you can't make money make love

Well there's C.E.Os and PhDs
All S.O.L. like you and me
Last time I checked love's still free
So let's all get S.O.M.E.
(Get you some)

If you can't make money make out with somebody
If you can't make money make love

If you can't make money make out with me honey
If you can't make money make love

If you can't make money make love