I'm laying naked with ya after making love

I caught a cold, I barely made it home

You said you loved me only, I felt no pain

And then I crashed my rent-a-car in the pouring rain

Seen it on a billboard and I believe it's so

It said, "The only thing you know for certain is

Hey, you never know", you just never know

Incomprehensible

My friend Jerry's feet are achin'

Says he's hittin' bottom, says it's a sex problem, he told me so

I told him, "Jerry ain't the lovin' that you're makin', buddy"

It's layin' out all night and lookin' for it that makes you slow

Want some advice and it's free for a reason you know

They say you only live twice

I said, "Hey, you never know"

And the hula girls go

You never, you never, never, you never know

You never, said you never, never, you never know

I'll make suggestions, honey, you make the choices

Your Kodak moment's comin', I'll keep the motor runnin'

I stand corrected, baby, I'm hearin' voices, honey

You got my engines hummin' and now I'm really runnin'

Right up your driveway, playin' hide in your hole

I'm on cruise control

And if they're sayin' that we're crazy

Well, hey, you never know

And the hula girls go

You never, you never, never, you never know

You never, I said you never, never, you never know

You never know

You never, never, you never know