Hoo wham wham!

Ohh

Lights, camera, action

There's a star upon your door

Have your machine call my machine

We'll do lunch on the cutting floor

We're over budget, 98 percent not there

And when the back door hits you

Where the good Lord split you

Tell us honey, who does your hair?

How does he do it?

Why's he do it?

Oh yeah, yes, it's true!

Even the flavor of the month is you!

Practice, practice, practice

Just to get to Carnegie

We'll need 10 percent and that's off the top

Gross, not net to me

Get it on!

Honey 'cause it's showtime!

Just play the song!

Baby 'cause it's showtime, oh oh oh

Produce me, Daddy

Talkin' into the bar

Big, bigger, biggest

With the right lighting you'll go far

Here today, gone late today

And it's club dates in the sticks

And you're beautiful babe, don't never shave

No prob, we'll fix it in the mix

Just leave your name and number

In my dumpster when you're through

Oh yeah

Don't call us, we'll call you

Oscar, Grammy, triple whammy

Cut! That's the take

I said, quit complainin', "Where's my agent?"

Don't you know how much I make?

Get it on, alright!

Baby 'cause it's showtime

Just play the song, oh oh oh!

Baby 'cause it's showtime!

Okay! Okay!

This is it! Hit it!

Oh! Oh yeah

Oh wee

What's your name?

[Incomprehensible]

Leave your name and number

In the dumpster when you're through

Oh yeah

Don't call us, we'll call you, oh

And it's, "Play it like they paid ya"

And your photo goes on the car wash wall

But somehow it is worth it

When you hear that curtain call

It's showtime!

Oh, baby 'cause it's showtime

Ooh yeah

Just wait and see

Baby 'cause it's showtime

Ooh yeah

Let's bring it up!

'Cause it's showtime

Ooh yeah

Just wait and see

People 'cause it's showtime

Wow!

Hit it!