Aw, right

Long shot lover was a real bun buster

Talkin' lethal fantasy

'Cause the next best thing was nothin' much

And the next best thing was me

Well, workin' on approval

So I got her on the rocks and I put her on the tip of my tongue

I said, "Don't get smart with an angel, babe

You ain't the girl next door an' we ain't done"

Wow, it's simple fantasy

Last call an' I don't need no drink

This is last call, could be later than you think, wicked

Last call, before they hit the lights

This is last call but that don't mean goodnight

I'm a real good loser 'cause I get a lot of practice

With the breaks, when I'm beatin' my boys

"Now what's the only thing to do in this town?"

An' she gives me a multiple choice

It's like Peter Pan an' Tinkerbell

Poised on the perverbial brink

I asked her, "How the hell you get in those tight blue jeans?"

She said, "For starters you could buy me a drink"

Gotta stoop to conquer me

Last call an' I don't need no drink

This is last call, could be later than you think

Last call, wow, before they hit the lights

Last call but that don't mean goodnight

I'm a real good loser 'cause I get a lot of practice

With the breaks, when they're beatin' the boys

So I asked her, "What's the only thing to do in this town?"

An' she gives me a multiple choice

It's like Peter Pan an' Tinkerbell

Poised on the perverbial brink

I said, "How the hell you get in those tight blue jeans?"

She said, "For starters you could buy me a drink"

It was, last call an' I don't need no drink

Last call, could be later than you think

Last call, wow, before they hit the lights

This is, last call but that don't mean goodnight

Last call

Last call

Last call

Last call

Last call

Last call

Last call