Seems like everything I like

Will make me sick or poor or fat

(Says who?)

Oh you beautiful doll save one for me

And try not to laugh

(Who's got the time?)

Who'll hold the horses

Now you see it, now you don't, right

Now I've seen everything

At least everything I want

Tasty, very sweet

Honey for the life of me

Tell me baby please

Who's that unexpected company?

So it's up the road turn right next Thursday

Think that's where I'm gone

I ain't drownin', just waving

Ain't even worth a song

We was makin' something of it

And X did mark the spot

But Y's a crooked letter

I forgot

But not me chief, I'm just radar

I don't talk in front of the kids

I know the difference

See, the meek shall inherit shit

I'd wait for her parade

While she's out doin' Yankee Doodle

Thought I had it made

But the gravy train was late as usual

And it's up the road turn right next Thursday

Think that's where I'm gone

I ain't drownin', just wavin'

Ain't even worth a song

See you in the funny papers

Guess that's where I'll be

They say two fools born a minute

Guess that makes me three

Up, up, up, up, up

Up the road turn right next Thursday

Think that's where I'm gone

I ain't drownin', just wavin'

Ain't even worth a little song

See ya in the funny papers

Guess that's where I'll be

(That's where I'll be)

They say two fools born a minute

I'm all three

Two fools born a minute

Three fools born a minute

Four fools born a minute

Five fools born a minute

Six fools born a minute