We got gigs over here we got gigs over there

We got gigs everywhere we ain't playin' nowhere

Kill Johnny Stiff do it now

Kick him in the head stamp him in the ground

Kill Johnny Stiff wreck his life

Cut his balls off and feed them to pitbulls

Don't like this green pants don't like his paisley shirt

Don't like ripoff shithead promoters we got a message for you

We're not your band

Rape Johnny Stiff do it now

Fuck him up the ass piss in his mouth

Rape Johnny Stiff feed him guano

Shred his dick give him a barbwire catheters

Bend over, I'll drive

Kill Johnny Stiff do it now

Kick him in the head stamp him in the ground

Kill Johnny Stiff wreck his life

Cut his balls off as payment to the bands

Die, Stiff