She talks about she wants an affair
And I don't give enough warm love and care
I don't hold her hand when we walk down the street
I don't make enough romantic public scenes

That's what she wants for me to be warm
And tell her how lovely I think her eyes are
To mention her hair and keep going
To have an affair

CHORUS:
I'm gonna have an affair
And be more of what she wants
More romantic and warm
I'll let her know I care

Because I do care
I'm gonna have an affair

If I ever see her again
I'll be a different man
I'm making plans

To have an affair
And be more of what she wants
More romantic and warm
I'll let her know I care
Because I do care
I'm gonna have an affair
Have an affair
Have an affair
Have an affair