Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste

I've been around for a long, long year stole many a man's soul and fate

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain

Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name

But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game

Stuck around St. Petersberg when I saw it was a time for a change

Killed the C'zar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank in a general's rank

When the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name

What's puzzling you is the nature of my game

I watched the gleam while you kings and queens

Fought for ten decades for the Goth they made

I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?"

When after all It was you and me

Let me please introduce my self I'm a man of wealth and taste

And I laid tracks for troubadors

Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name

But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game

Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name

But what's confusing you Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners Saints

As I end this tale just call me Lucifer

'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me have some courtesy

Have some sympathy, and some taste

Use all your well learned qualities

Or I'll lay your soul to waste

Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name

But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game