Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!

Randy Campbell i hope you lose an eye!
Randy Campbell i really hope you die!

I'm just a good old boy from the South Island
I'm Tryin' to make my way in the North Island
I'm gunna be the greatest stuntman in New Zealand
All you chump's better remember my name

Randy Campbell i hope you lose an eye! (My name is Randy Campbell)
Randy Campbell i really hope you die!
Randy Campbell i hope you lose an eye! (My name is Randy Campbell)
Randy Campbell i really hope you die tonight!

(Announcer)
Tonight
New Zealand's greatest Dare-Devil stuntman Randy Campbell
Will attempt to jump seventeen upside-down lawnmower's.....on a Rallay 20
Will he make it ............ I FUCKIN' DOUBT IT!

Randy Campbell i hope you lose an eye! (My name is Randy Campbell)
Randy Campbell i really hope you die!

I'm just a good old boy from the South Island (Die Campbell, Die Randy Cambell)
I'm trying to make my way in the North Island (Die Campbell, Die Randy Cambell)
I'm gunna be the greatest stuntman in New Zealand
All you chump's better remember my name

Randy Campbell i hope you lose an eye! (My name is Randy Campbell)
Randy Campbell i really hope you die!
Randy Campbell i hope you lose an eye! (My name is Randy Campbell)
Randy Campbell i really hope you die!
FUCK YOU ALL!!!!
Diiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!!!