My heart is diseased,
I always thought you were the one.
But I was wrong.

I'm sorry we couldn't last,
I'm sorry to say goodbye,
But without you, I'm out of my mind.

I'm sorry I must go now,
We could never be,
I had my reasons for the end and these are they:

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Your tits are too small,
So I cut my wrist,
Your cunt is baggy,
So I cut my dick!

It hurts to tell the story,
It hurts to share the tale,
Of how we waited so long, so we would never fail.
We waited for a year and half,
Till the moment would be right,
I shed a tear I cut myself on that night.

I wanted to feel your love,
But something was amiss,
I felt for your vagina and found a fucking abyss.
I feel so depressed, I bleed,
Time to walk towards the light,
Cos what good is a pussy, if it ain't one bit tight?

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