Neeeerd man, Neeeeerd Man, Does Whatever a neerd can,
Makes a site, Any Size,
Knows Some Digits Oooof Pi,
LOOK OUT,
Here comes the neeeeerd maaaan

Is he strong?
Dear god no!
Finds new ways to pimp out his phone,
Most of his things lost under his bed,
He knows all the different shades of red,
HEY THERE
Here comes a Neeeerd Maaaan

In the chiiiiiiill of night,
At his computer screen,
There's a flassshing light,
At which he screams

Neeerd Man, Neeerd Man,
Ultra Geeky Neeerd Man,
The Sun And Light is ignored,
All he needs is an extension cord,

LOOK OUT,
There goes a Neeerd Maaaan

Neeerd Man, Neeerd Man,
Ultra Geeky Neeerd Man,
The Sun And Light is ignored,
All he needs is an extension cord,

He calls the girls who haaaang up,
Whenever His Thaaaang's up,
You'll find the neeerd maaaan.