I often wonder to myself
Who's Johnny?
Who's Johnny?
Who's Johnny?

I met a guy yesterday
Who said his name was Johnny
He said, "they write songs about me
I know they do."
It came as quite a surprise
In fact it opened my eyes
And now I realize it's true
Yeah you know it's true

Johnny
Who's Johnny?
Johnny?

And so I asked him hey Johnny
Where's your two bags and Jimmy
And he just looked at me, funny you know
Like I was weird
I said now if it's really you
And if what you say is really true
Then you'd know what I'm saying?
Just what am I saying?
Do you know what I'm saying?

Johnny
Who's Johnny?
Johnny
Who's Johnny?
Johnny
Who's Johnny?
Johnny