Well, he caught his first whiff in the jungles of'nam
That slant-eyed catfish tasted better than mom
Now every single night she drops her big bomb

'Cause he's a bamboo bimbo
Those hook marks really show
'Cause he's a bamboo bimbo
He went for it now everyone knows

He's a bamboo bimbo
He caught his first glance in, field and stream
That salt water taffy was a fisherman's wet dream
Now every single night he's still gettin' that big ream

'Cause he's a bamboo bimbo
He fell it and everyone knows
He's a bamboo bimbo
Just a monkey with a ring in his nose

He's a bamboo bimbo
Can't say I never told ya so
He's a bamboo bimbo
It go on and on and on