i'm stan

that's who i am

he's in the band

that's right

'cause i'm stan

i wake up at 2:30 put my tv set on

pop tarts all right but i can't stand my mom

kevin dubrow what does he know

i know some chords and shit i could play 'em

i'm stan

that's who i am

he's in the band

shut up

i'm stan

that's all the words that i know

that's all the words that i know

all of the words he knows

that's all the words i know

'cause leonard he told me so

dig this

that's all the words i know

that's all the words that i know

all of the words he knows

that's all the words i know

'cause leonard told me so

he did?

that's right

'cause i'm stan

he's stan

don't you know who i am